The Authorities are on the Scene
"There's an accident on I270 just south of Montrose.
The authorities are on the scene...".
Act one, Scene one: Enter car one. Enter car two.
Crash. Enter Authorities.
"Good evening. I am Dr. Rufus Oopski,
"And I am Professor Otto Van Crunch,
the area's foremost Mishapologist. And
may I say, I found your recent article
in Modern Misadventures most intriguing."
"Thank you. Your own 4-volume Excrement
Eventuates is, of course, my Bible."
"I'm flattered. This accident would appear to be
a classic instance of 3rd-degree non-fatal
lateral-dorsal accordianism with signs of
interior and exterior crumpilation and moderate-
"No doubt, but, as discussed in detail in
chapter 2 of my forthcoming monograph on Verdamnpt's
Interesting Intersections, Interpenetrations and